I got this in an email. My dh hates it when I *force* him to go to Walmart with me and I can actually see him doing some of these.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares . . . and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

And, last, but not least!

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

By My2cuties on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 02:52 pm:

Those are good. I like the funnel one! hahaha

By Theresa_Momma on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 07:05 pm:

My dear husband has done something like the mission imposible one. It was embrassing and funny at the same time! Too funny!

By Insaneusmcwife on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 09:12 pm:

ROFL, I can see my dh doing over 1/2 of these.

By Jelygu on Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 05:25 pm:

LOL... I like the fitting room one.

By Imamommyx4 on Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 10:06 pm:

I already spend two hours in
wal-mart every time I go in there. If I stopped to have fun, I'd never get out!!!!!!ROFL

By Heaventree on Tuesday, February 8, 2005 - 10:09 pm:

Before I had children, I would always say that going to Walmart on a Saturday afternoon was the best form of birth control.

By Rayanne on Saturday, February 19, 2005 - 12:18 pm:

That is too funny

By Kateg on Sunday, February 20, 2005 - 12:11 am:

We were in a store one night & did number four on the list. We heard some code being repeated over the PA several times. So, when we got up to the checkout line, my DH in his most serious tone possible leaned over the counter to the employee and whispered "we're in a code 44" or whatever it was. The employee looked at him like he had just flown in from Mars. I stood there laughing, shaking my head. Poor employee finally grinned and nodded. But, we left there with a smile.