DD 10 left for camp yesterday. I will be writing to her daily and she loves jokes. Please tell me your best age appropriate jokes so I can pass them on to her! (she'll might be the cabin comedian! )

Thank you!

By Janet on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 10:43 am:

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator? You can't close the door!

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? (to the PP theme song) "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant-dead ant-dead ant..."

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? (to the LR theme song)To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump...

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

By Hol on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 01:36 pm:

How else do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? There are footprints in the cheesecake.

What is green, 5 tons, and swims in the ocean? Moby Pickle.

What did the Miracle Whip in the fridge say to the tomatoes? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Why is it impossible to starve to death in the desert? Because of the sand-which-is-there.

Why is a sculpter the funniest man in the world? Because he makes faces and busts.

Why is the banana the most popular fruit? Because it has a-peel!

Where does a 500 pound gorilla sleep? Anywhere he wants to!

Which weighs more? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

Why is a cemetary a very popular place? Because people are dying to get in there.

By Trina~moderator on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 01:43 pm:

My kids are good with jokes but I usually don't remember them. I'll ask after I pick them up from Cartoon Camp.

One I do remember is...

Q: Why was Piglet looking into the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.

By Bellajoe on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 02:37 pm:

My kid's favorite joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?

Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?

(do that one a few more times, then..)

knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana?

knock knock
who's there?
Duane
Duane who?
Dwayne the tub, i'm dwowning!

i will try to think of some others

By Janet on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 02:48 pm:

Hol, what DOES weigh more? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? Oh wait! I get it...LOL (it really did take me a few seconds...)

By Insaneusmcwife on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 04:52 pm:

My kids are forever telling this one
Why didn't the skeleton climb to the top of the mountain? Because he didn't have the guts

and the knock knock bananna one.

knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
don't cry its just me!

By Trina~moderator on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 08:39 pm:

DS told me this one.

Q: What begins with "e", ends with "e" and only has one letter in it?

A: An envelope

Try googling "Jokes for Kids". I'm sure you'll get a lot of links.

By Kate on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 08:44 pm:

Thanks everyone.

By Paulas on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 10:13 pm:

A friend's ds told me this one. Probably not appropriate but it was funny. Her ds is 5 years old.

Why did the squirrel swim on his back?

He didn't want to get his nuts wet.