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Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans

Moms View Message Board: General Discussion: Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans
By Jewlz on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 - 11:22 pm:

Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans
PG-Rated
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny, not very funny at all.

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2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. Wow, you fooled a dog. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there again.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog coats & sweaters. Um...have you noticed the fur

By ~harlena on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 - 11:32 pm:

that's cute ..... thanks !

By Scott on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 - 07:26 am:

It's funny 'cause it's TRUE.

By Feona on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 - 10:15 am:

We just had a golden retreiver visit for a few hours. What a great old dog. He is a 16 year dog that my sister in laws family ownes.

By Emily7 on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 - 10:36 am:

ROFL, we can't even fool our dog with the fake throw.
I love those.


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