60's music titles updated for seniors

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I thought this was cute Some of us "older" folks will remember these songs


60's Music Updated


----- It was fun being a baby boomer....until now!
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the baby boomers.

They include:

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.

By Janet on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 11:00 am:

LOL! I know all of these (and some of the updated ones, too)...

By Bea on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 11:02 am:

You are still a youngster Kate.

By Kernkate on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 11:05 am:

But I remember all these songs, Bea And I don't feel like a youngster anymore...LOL!

By Trina~moderator on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 11:23 am:

ROFL! I remember most of these songs. Too funny!

By Dawnk777 on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 02:49 pm:

LOL!

By Wandilu on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 11:19 pm:

I remember EVERY one of them!!!!!This is so funny.How can I go about forwarding this ,but not the rest of our messages? I'd love to send this to my sister's( which by the way,are OLDER than me ,so they will REALLY get a kick out of this!!)

By Kernkate on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 01:33 pm:

Wanda I emailed it to you on your aol email, from kathy at echoes dot net. You can just forward it.

By Vicki on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 01:40 pm:

The only song/artist I can't place is #10. And I am not THAT old. So what is 10 so I don't drive myself bonkers??

By Bemerry84 on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 02:14 pm:

It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want to, you would cry to if it happend to you!!!!!

By Vicki on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 08:46 pm:

That is number 17, the one I can't seem to place is 10

By Kate on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 10:57 pm:

Isn't it 'A Whiter Shade of Pale'?

By Kernkate on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 07:28 am:

Wanda sent it to your AOL it came back so I sent it to you other email that is listed in your profile.

You are right Kate thats what it is.