Dh sent this to me. WAY funny!

Investment Strategies


If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airline stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, than turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND , you would have had $214.00 .

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

By Dawnk777 on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 08:07 am:

LOL! That's only IF I could choke down $1000 worth of beer!

By Cat on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 09:31 am:

Lol, Dawn. I don't even LIKE beer!

By Enchens on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 12:14 pm:

ROFL! I know a few guys who would be interested in this investment.

By Dawnk777 on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 07:52 pm:

I don't like beer, at all. That's why I said I'd choke it down!