Thought this was cute!!
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Thought this was cute!!
A friend sent me this and I thought it was cute!!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat
out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her
book.
Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman
and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replied, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," said the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Cute......I feel the same way when I find a good book,LEAVE ME ALONE!
LOL, we're smarter than they think!
That is tooooo funny.
Thanks for the laugh, I R-E-A-L-L-Y needed it!!
I've seent his before, but it still makes me laugh! LOL!
Cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh.
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