Now I Have Seen it ALL.......

Can you imagine going into somones house and seeing the penis of their deceased dh displayed on their mantle? OMG!

No thanks, dh can keep it intact forever!

By Missymelissy on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 02:14 pm:

Alrighty then. I think I'll pass.

By Bobbie on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 02:15 pm:

Man that is something..

By Sunny on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 02:19 pm:

lol I'll pass too. It just isn't the same without the rest of the body.

I especially like this line "If he was proud of it, and he enjoyed sharing it with you..."

By Dawnk777 on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 02:23 pm:

Ugh! Would rather remember all of him if he goes before I do!

By Cat on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 03:17 pm:

That's just nasty!

By Andi on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 03:22 pm:

Oh my gosh, what are they going to come up with next? SCARY!

By Colette on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 03:25 pm:

LOL, just sent that link to dh....

By Trina~moderator on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 05:35 pm:

ROFL! Oh my, I'm sorry, but this made me LOL! Just too weird!

By Mrse on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 06:18 pm:

I just , I just, I just can't belive it!!!! wish dh was home, he would just flip!! grosse

By Dana on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 06:34 pm:

Did you read this part on the page regarding "process"

"....then if possible, the penis is engorged with Formalin and an attempt is made to erect it to the degree the Executor has requested in the Service Contract." What if they requested it to be 1 inch too big...just to 'show off'? Would it crack, explode?

How in the world did someone think of this as a business. Scary part is there must be people out their wanting this "service" or it would exist.

Now that I replied here, I have just GOT TO email DH the link LOL.

By Marg on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 06:40 pm:

Come on ladies, this had to be a man who thought this up and is very proud of his parts, lol! Just think this person may also use female body upper body parts.

By Nanaoie on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 07:09 pm:

I can see it now......me sitting by a fireplace....80 something years old..old wrinkled.no teeth...rocking in my rocking chair.....staring at the big one on the mantle...........what a big ol toothless smile i would have!

By Trina~moderator on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 07:18 pm:

LOL! You girls are too funny!

Wait a minute, I can see where this is going next. WHY WAIT until your DH is deceased?! "Does your husband travel often on business??" *EG* text description

By Melanie on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 07:22 pm:

Okay, how is it no one has asked this question...Melissa, exactly what kind of search were you doing when you happened upon this site? ;)

Ewwwwww!!!!! LOL.

By Boxzgrl on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 08:06 pm:

Melanie- I actually got this off another meassage board and I was thinking the same thing about that person. (LOL)

Dana, the "process" part is pretty weird, huh? I dont think I needed the mental picture as much as they were trying to display in our mind. I'd think i'd rather spare DH the though of "him" being on display.

Nanaoie- your post made me crack up!

By Marcia on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 10:36 pm:

OK, someone's gotta say it - I wonder if they can put a motor in it????????? ;o)

By Amy~moderator on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 10:41 pm:

ROFL Marcia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Insaneusmcwife on Monday, January 19, 2004 - 10:56 pm:

LOL!

By Bellajoe on Tuesday, January 20, 2004 - 10:19 am:

Marcia! LOL!!! I'm cracking up!!

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