Taken from www.thebostonchannel.com


Tribute To New Englanders And Winter
When It Comes To Cold, New Englanders Are Unfazed
Enjoy!

60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.


50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.


40° F:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.


32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.


20° F:
Floridians don fur coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.


15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.


0° F:
All the people in Miami die...
New Englanders close the windows.


10° below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.


25° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.


40° below zero:
Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.


100° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."


460° below zero:
All atomic motion stops.
People in New England start saying......."Cold 'nuff for ya?"


500° below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.

By Melanie on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 01:33 pm:

LOL! Go Sox!

By Trina~moderator on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 01:55 pm:

ROFL!

By Bellajoe on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 02:24 pm:

ROTFL!! Cute!

By Fraggle on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 04:04 pm:

My DH just sent this from work-I was going to post it but you beat me to it! It's pretty funny!

By Bobbie on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 09:57 pm:

LOL

By Cat on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 11:28 am:

ROFL!!!