John Kerry meets with the Queen of England
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I got this in an email. I put it on the debate board cuz I know not everyone is gonna think it's funny! (One of dh's buddies that I emailed this to is voting Kerry and he didn't think it was too funny!)
John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle. " The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice
the same question.
"John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one."
Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him
an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your
sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back to speak
with Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that
riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
This is a debate in what way?
Maybe to see if we should exchange President Bush for John Kerry & Dick Cheney for John Edwards.
I think cocoa stated it wasn't a debate, but all things of politcal nature really are better off on this board.
I was only joking.
I only posted this to get reactions!
I think it's a good one. Probably not true......
but it could be.
And yes, I'm Bush supporter.
MUCH MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN TO BUSH! I saw a t-shirt that had him as the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz saying "If I only had a brain!" It's so obvious- he's Dick Cheney's puppet.
My reaction:
Hmm...must have been written by a Bush supporter.
I'm voting for Kerry.
Lol!
I've seen this joke before, except it had Bush and Jesse Helms in it.
Political Humor
Take your pick! There are enough jokes for everyone!
Bea, I LOVE that sticker!! I have been saying for the last 4 years I'm twice stuck... a Bush for Governor, and one for President!! As far as the joke, I'm a Kerry fan, but it was funny. I'm sure Senator Kerry could laugh at himself... but if you told the joke to Bush would he get it?? *eg*
Very funny joke...I liked it alot. Both versions of it. I will be voting for Bush in this election. But I think that it is kind of sad when we can't even take jokes anymore. I know that this is a heated election. And I know that what is at stake is close to all of our hearts in different ways. But, come on ladies (and gentlemen), without laughter our lives are going to be very dull.
Some good jokes from the site Sunny listed (Bush and Kerry jokes):
"Both candidates now are trying to lower expectations for how they'll do on the debates. For example, Kerry tried to lower expectations for himself by saying Bush has never lost a debate and that he is a formidable opponent. Then Bush lowered expectations for himself when he said, 'Hey, what does "formable" mean?'" --Jay Leno
"(Friday's) debate in St. Louis will be before an audience made up entirely of undecided voters. That creates a huge dilemma for Kerry. Does he stand on stage beside Bush or sit in the audience with all the other people who can't make up their minds?" --Jay Leno
Tonight was the 2nd presidential debate, which was in a town hall format. That's where everyday Americans and not just journalists get a chance to have their questions avoided." --Jay Leno
Come on guys.... smile....you only live once..
LOLOL! Thank-you J.C.! That's so funny!
I'll post this here instead of the other thread about that bump in George Bush's back. I heard it was a part of his spine, specifically, his BACKBONE. They are now wondering why John Kerry didn't have one!
 , Bea
Ditto Tink! That is hilarious Bea!!
ROFLOL, Bea that is hilar hylari hilary funny.
jk
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