Seniors Dress Code

Moms View Message Board: General Discussion Archive: Archive March 2006: Seniors Dress Code

I saw this on another board and thought that it was cute considering our conversation recently about dress codes. Enjoy.

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Someone please tell me when I cross over THIS line!!

Many of us "Old Folks" are quite confused bout how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. a nose ring and bifocals.
2. Spiked hair and bald spots.
3. A pierced tongue and dentures.
4. Miniskirts and support hose.
5. Ankle bracelets and cornpads.
6. Speedo's and cellulite.
7. A belly button ring and a gallbladder surgery scar.
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart moniter.
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
10. Bikinis and liver spots.
11. Short shorts and varicose veins.
12. Inline skates and a walker.
And last, but not least....my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

By Karen~moderator on Friday, March 3, 2006 - 10:57 am:

I've seen that and it's really cute!

By Tink on Friday, March 3, 2006 - 05:31 pm:

I have a friend that needs to have this sent to her...anonymously. I won't tell you how many of these lines she's crossed.

This is cute!

By Missbookworm on Friday, March 3, 2006 - 06:50 pm:

Speedo's in my humble opinion should be outruled for EVERYONE! Lol I've never thought they look good on anyone...

that is cute