So True.....
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So True.....
I received this in an e-mail today and thought it was funny.....but true
A Guide to a woman's Terminology
1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means
a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with "nothing" always end in "fine".
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a
nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning
of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or faint. Just say, "you're welcome."
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying UP yours.
9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a
woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer
to # 3.
So true!!! Dh absolutely hates it when i say "whatever!" I'm showing this to him! LOL!
Me too. I've gotta show my dh when he gets home from work tonight. It should lead to an interesting discussion. LOL
I needed that! What a good laugh!
LOL!!!! I'm another "whatever" person, and I also do the loud sigh. My DH hates the loud sigh.
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