HTBAPB - or - revenge is sweet
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HTBAPB - or - revenge is sweet
I knew I'd get your attention. This email was sent by a coworker:
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her -- not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best Dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY? SEND IT TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW!!!
(HTBAPB - HOW TO BE A PERFECT B****!!!)
PRICELESS!
Very funny! I may have to remember that strategy!  Thanks for the laugh
OMGosh, yeah that was hilarious!
That's a good one!
Oh, I only wish I could be that quick of a thinker about that type of a situation. Too funny...
That is beautiful!!!! I love it!
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