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You Know You're a Mom When....

Moms View Message Board: General Discussion: Archive May 2008: You Know You're a Mom When....
By Enchens on Sunday, May 11, 2008 - 01:15 pm:

Someone sent this to me and I thought I would share.

You Know You're A Mom When...

* You count the number of sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they are equal.

* You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry.

* You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

* You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

* Your child throws up and you catch it.

* Someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating.

* You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.

* You mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching.

* Your child insists that you read "Once upon a Potty" out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office and you do it.

* You hire a baby sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then you spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.

* You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

* You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes.

* You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi's mother.

* You obsess when your child clings to you upon parting during his first month at school, then you obsess when he skips in without looking back.

* You can't bear to give away baby clothes--it's so final.

* You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes."

* You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

* You read that the average-five-year old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is "above average."

*Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor..... and you don't care.

*When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.

*You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.

*Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.

*Popsicles become a food staple.

*Your favorite television show is a cartoon.

*You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on.

*You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!

*Spit is your number one cleaning agent.

*You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.

*You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; but your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun anyway.

*You're up each night until 11 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes,
putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, NOT you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.

By Dawnk777 on Sunday, May 11, 2008 - 01:46 pm:

That's about right! LOL! Although, I'm okay with being past the stage where bodily fluids leak on me!

By Crystal915 on Sunday, May 11, 2008 - 03:41 pm:

That is so true!!! Happy Mother's Day!!!!

By Annie2 on Sunday, May 11, 2008 - 04:01 pm:

Thanks for the laugh, Nancy :) Happy Mother's Day!

By Kaye on Sunday, May 11, 2008 - 04:08 pm:

* Your child throws up and you catch it.

This sums up my day...oh it has not been a good one around here!

By Dawnk777 on Monday, May 12, 2008 - 12:42 am:

Kaye, I'm so sorry. Ugh. I remember Sarah throwing up, when she was about 18 months old. We tried to get her to throw up in a bucket, but it freaked her out. We were sitting on a quilt, in the living room, so I just let her throw up on that, and threw it in the washing machine! You really can't reason with a toddler that young! LOL!

By Luvn29 on Monday, May 12, 2008 - 08:56 am:

Dawn, as gross as it sounds...I have gotten to the point with my children in the past during the night after cleaning and cleaning and cleaning, that I lay an old blanket on the floor beside the bed so I don't have to wipe up the floor anymore!

My dd is pretty good at getting to a trash can or the toilet, but my ds has NO warning. When he's asleep, he sits up and immediately starts throwing up! Ugh!

These all cracked me up! My youngest is almost 9 and I spit-cleaned him today on his way to the bus stop! LOL! I was apologizing to him while doing it, and he said that's okay, as long as it's not at school! When I subbed, there were a couple of times walking in the building when I caught some juice on the corner of his mouth or something! Poor kid!

By Bellajoe on Monday, May 12, 2008 - 09:09 am:

Those were funny and so true.


I work as a noon aide, recess guard, whatever you want to call it, at the school sometimes. It takes all I have to NOT spit clean my kids faces to get the peanut butter off . I especially don't want to do that to my 9 yr old. LOL
I've done the same thing Dawn. Just let them puke on the blanket and throw it in the washing machine.

By Dawnk777 on Monday, May 12, 2008 - 11:52 am:

I'm a noon supervisor and it's all I can do, not to find a hairbrush for some kids' hair, or wanting to put them in a bathtub to give them a bath, because their hair stinks. Ugh.


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